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Help The Lonely Child

Orientation

Sandy began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a girl standing by herself on one side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer at the other.

Event 1

Sandy approached and asked if she was all right. The girl said she was okay.

Event 2

A little while later, however,Sandy noticed the girl was in the same spot, still by herself. Approaching again, Sandy offered, “Would you like me to be your friend?”  The girl hesitated, then said, “Okay,” looking at the man suspiciously.

Feeling she was making progress, Sandy then asked, “Why are you standing here all alone?”

Twist

“Because,” the little girl said with great exasperation, “I’m the goalkeeper!”

IT’S TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL !

Orientation

Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. 

“Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school!”

Event 1

“But why, Mom? I don’t want to go.”

“Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go.”

“Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!”

“Oh, that’s no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready.”

Twist

“Give me two reasons why I should go to school.”said the son.

Her mother replied “Well, for one, you’re 52 years old. And for another, you’re the Principal!”

JOE AND THE COBRA

Orientation

Joe woke up in the morning. He attend to find a snake which hide arround his house.

Event 1

After 20 minutes searched, he found the snake. It was a cobra snake.When he tried to catch the Snake, it bit him in his shoe.

Then the cobra escape. After 3 days suffering, the cobra is die. 

Twist

The shoes he used was a regular shoe, but his uncleaned 3 years socks, was contain more poison than any snake poison in the world.